bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
All the doctor said was why
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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