so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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