Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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