xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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