That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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