So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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