No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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