know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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