Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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