operation have a gay friend backfired
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
