its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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