i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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