"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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