Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Randomize
