That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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