does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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