Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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