If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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