Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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