trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Couch. On fire.
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