If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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