Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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