Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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