You're so nebulous sometimes
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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