Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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