just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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