yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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