Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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