I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
