So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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