so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
