I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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