Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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