i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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