god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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