Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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