I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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