dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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