This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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