were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
