I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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