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(609): View more from New Jersey

Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?

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(575): View more from New Mexico

I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.

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(573): View more from Missouri

you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.

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(254): View more from Texas

Are we hungover?

(713): View more from Texas

I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.

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