We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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