Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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