They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
A+ Viking dick
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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