you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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