She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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