Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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