ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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