Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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