come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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